When I’m looking up book reviews on Amazon, I can’t tell whether reviewers are being serious or trolling me half the time. But reading the negative reviews are so fun because they’re sometimes just really funny because they’re just..plain..wrong. But anyways, I compiled a few of the funniest ones I’ve encountered recently..
Cress by Marissa Meyer
Girl, if this book doesn’t promote health, positive relationships, I don’t know what does. Also, are you saying I should stop reading this book because it has cooties?? Also, I didn’t know “kissier” was a word.
Paranormalcy by Kiersten White
Well…that’s unfortunate. I The spider probably crawled in between the pages while someone was packaging it and the person got scared so they just closed the book on it lol. Glad you enjoyed the book though..
The Golden Compass by Phillip Pullman
Well first of all, I’m insulted, I haven’t heard from your people yet. Second of all, EFAAAL sounds like a cult. And lastly, I really want to meet these “frieds”.
Lord of the Flies by William Golding
The only thing I got from this was how he/she spelled hell.
Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
VICTORIAN KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS I CAN’T
but also, Jane Austen was satirizing the social norms of her time; it wasn’t necessarily meant to be a romantic book but come on, how can you not like Elizabeth and Darcy together.
I’m pretty sure making Pride and Prejudice a 3D movie is not going to change your attitude about it. I mean maybe if they served you tea in the theater or if you could somehow feel Darcy’s coat? Oh wait, that’s 4D..kind of..
Please calm down..
The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
- Please stick to picture books then
- Have you lived in this world before?
- I hope you took a time machine and saw a movie from 1924 because this book was written in 1925
Redeeming Love by Francine Rivers
Yup this book was the whole reason why you felt like throwing away your virginity. And this book contains a lot of rape so I really hope rape does not make you think in a lustful way..
Have you read any funny reviews lately? What are some ridiculous reviews you’ve stumbled across in your years as a reader?